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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
-Hunter S. Thomson

I love Hunter S. Thompson, and I think he deserves better than this. (Submitted by Darrell Mayson.)


E ya later!

Some people shouldn't be allowed to use email. (Submitted by Margie West.)



--- BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK ----------+----------
GAT d- s:+ !a C++$ UL/S/I/B++++$ P+ | "In the ongoing battle between objects
L++ E- W+(+++) N K- w(---) O-- M@ | made of aluminum going hundreds of
V(--) PS+++ PE Y+ PGP@ t++ 5 X+ R- | miles per hour and the ground going
tv+ b- DI++++ D+(+++) G e>++ h--- | zero, the ground has yet to lose."
r++ z+>+++ - END GEEK CODE BLOCK ---+

Uh-oh, I think I'm gonna be sick... (Submitted by Tony Tonns.)


 Luke's views are demonstrative of a mind clinging tenaciously to a frayed thread of reality. The slightest psychic bump could cause this thread to snap and mucho chaos to ensue
- Jeffery Dahmer

Serial killers make the best .sigs. (Submitted by Luke Bolton)


Our first love and our last love is
               ............self love

 Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself? (Submitted by Andrew Way)


 "Try? There is no try. There is only do or not do." Yoda

 Yoda r00lz. Especially misquoted Yoda.


 Sealed with a kiss.

Just a friendly kiss though. NO tongue. Because I probably don't like you like that, and this is just a signature for all outgoing messages. I just thought it had a nice ring to it. But if I do like you like that, and you're positive of it, then maybe a little tongue.

This .sig gives me a special feeling...
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein
640 K [of computer memory] ought be enough for anybody. -- Bill Gates (1981)
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein
When facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein
Religion keeps the poor from murdering the rich. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein
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The length of a .sig is usually in inverse proportion to the intelligence of its sender (Submitted by Brian Benson)


Anything is possible except for skiing through a revolving door.
It's kinda fun to do the impossible.

No, many things are impossible, such as getting people to stop using stupid signatures like this one.


Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?

You're going straight to the Gallery of Annoying Email Signatures.
    (Submitted by Carolyn Halley.)

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